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You’d think there was some sort of crisis in the capital the way BBC London presented its ‘news’ story this evening. Those earning between 25 and 35 thousand pounds per anum are struggling to make ends meet. Big surprise! I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve had to listen to a ‘Londoner’ moan about ‘being poor’ because of high rent, food prices and transport costs. Well here’s what everyone’s been waiting for with baited breath since time began… You don’t like the cost of living in London? Try this. Don’t live there. It really is that simple. Some simple research – or ‘googling’ – reveals that instead of a dingy room in a ramshackle flat above Londis you share with two Italians who don’t speak English and a girl who refuses to wash, (in true Bullseye style) let’s have a look at what you could have won! For the same monthly rent you could be living in a 4 bedroom detached house in Manchester or making monthly mortgage repayments on a 2 bed house in Nottingham. That’s right, contrary to popular belief, you don’t have to live in London to ‘make it’, and if you don’t like it move to the grim North, or at least shut up about it and come to terms with the terrible decision you made more quietly.